The Moira Monologues

Written and Performed by Alan Bissett & Directed by Sacha Kyle

Alan Bissett

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  • Thursday 27 September
    1pm & 7pm
  • James Milne Institute

Theatre, Comedy

Meet Falkirk’s hardest woman! We’re treating you to a double- dose of the rip-roaring, chain-smoking, nae-messin’ heroine as Alan Bissett puts on a double-bill with the award-winning sequel, More Moira Monologues.

Moira’s a single mum and a cleaner, who can’t wait to light a fag and tell her BFF Babs stories about her love life, the karaoke night in the Scotia Bar, cleaning posh folks’ hooses, her opinion on Brexit, and, of course, how she protects her darlin’ dug, Pepe, from Diesel the rottweiler. No-one ever forgets Moira!

Fringe First Winner 2017

Beware, Moira has a foul mouth so this show isn’t for the young or faint- hearted.

Small Festival Bar: serving beer, wine, tea & coffee and soft drinks.


    Moira Bell is the most charismatic character to appear on a Scottish stage in a decade.

    The Scotsman

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